“I don’t have the plague, I’m the Pied Pipers wife”Tumblr (3.0; @rat-woman)http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bd38872a445797aa9e4cb77e9e148fc/tumblr_mk12d3HZWN1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My new girl olive :D</p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/45933540001http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/45933540001Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:31:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/48285aee363b1ac7d5123512a41d08d9/tumblr_mf3nr5EANm1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Clive says “Bleghhh!” Please Like my Facebook group, Lots of photos!</p> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038</a></p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/38025107338http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/38025107338Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:21:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aed78d2bbe2d6a8fbc5e3a274b71b5b1/tumblr_mf1kkePADW1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038?ref=tn_tnmn">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038?ref=tn_tnmn</a></p> <p>Check out my ratty page!</p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/37933266315http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/37933266315Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:17:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meixlv6IJR1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My illustrated christmas card to the pets!</p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/37205840320http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/37205840320Tue, 04 Dec 2012 15:44:19 -0500<p>Is it stupid to wear a long sleeved shirt with shorts? <br/> I wouldn&#8217;t, but I&#8217;m sure some people could make it work&#8230;</p> <p>If you wore white pants, would you wear white underwear? <br/> Yeah. But, white pants scare me.</p> <p>Do you shop at Claire’s for earrings? <br/> Yeah. I&#8217;m not pierced so I don&#8217;t have much choice.</p> <p>Could you comfortably wear high heels? <br/> Depends on the shoe</p> <p>Section Two:<br/> Are you close to your family? <br/> Yeah</p> <p>Do you hang out with your grandparents? <br/> I have no grandparents alive anymore</p> <p>Is there a certain cousin who you tend to talk to a lot? <br/> No they&#8217;re all the same</p> <p>Have you ever gone on a family vacation?<br/> Yah </p> <p>Does your family think positively of you? <br/> Ha I hope so&#8230; Who knows. </p> <p>Section Three:<br/> How often do you do something with friends? <br/> Not super often. </p> <p>Are you friends with a lot of people? <br/> Not really</p> <p>Which of your friends is the MOST like you? <br/> I don’t really know. My fiancé? We&#8217;re both silly.</p> <p>Have you ever felt left out by friends? <br/> Yeah at school. </p> <p>Where is the best place to hang out? <br/> Here? In herts? &#8230; No where. </p> <p>Section Four:<br/> Which is worse: drugs, alcohol, or tobacco? <br/> Drugs</p> <p>Have you ever taken part in any of the three? <br/> Only alcohol</p> <p>Should marijuana be legal (cliché, I know)? <br/> No idea. I&#8217;m not up on the effects it has on the body long term.</p> <p>What’s the worst-tasting alcohol? <br/> Tequila is rather grim, but vodka tastes of nothingness. Unless you like fumes.</p> <p>Have your parents ever been drunk / high in front of you? <br/> Tipsy I&#8217;m sure. </p> <p>Section Five:<br/> Is there such a thing as a “virgin whore?” <br/> &#8230;..er no? </p> <p>What do you think is a bad number for your age (What I mean by number is how many people someone your age has had sex with)? <br/> What people do and how many is of no relevance to me&#8230;.</p> <p>Do you believe black guys are bigger?<br/> I really wouldn&#8217;t know.,.</p> <p>Define sexy in your own words: <br/> Neil McDermott. *ducks from approaching shoe being thrown by fiancé* </p> <p>Could you be a stripper? <br/> Haha I don&#8217;t have the&#8230;.. Anything for that </p> <p>Section Six:<br/> What colors do you think are good for a wedding? <br/> I like gold and cream&#8230;. Looks nice and classy. </p> <p>Outside or Inside wedding? <br/> Inside, in a church. </p> <p>How many people is too many people? <br/> Well I don&#8217;t know tons of people so &#8230; 150+ </p> <p>A crazy keg reception or a romantic and fun reception? <br/> Romantic and fun?</p> <p>What flavor of cake? <br/> Choccywoccydoodah with rats and cabbages made of chocolate. And lots of crazy shit,</p> <p>Section Seven:<br/> Childbirth: Natural or C-Section? <br/> I’m scared of both. So neither for now.</p> <p>How many mini you’s do you want? <br/> Hah, 2? </p> <p>Would you be a picture-obsessed mum? <br/> Almost certainly.</p> <p>A boy or a girl? Or the stereotypical “one boy and one girl?” <br/> Bad&#8230; But girl. </p> <p>Which sex has the cutest clothes? <br/> Girls&#8230;.</p> <p>-</p> <p>How old were you when you met your first love?<br/> What is love when you&#8217;re a kid&#8230; I&#8217;d say who I&#8217;m with now, so 17. </p> <p>Are you taking this survey in a place other than your home?<br/> No I&#8217;m home.</p> <p>Did you get ice cream from the ice cream truck when you were little? Do they still have an ice cream truck where you live?<br/> They come by, but I have to just look at them </p> <p>What has been the most traumatic experience of your life? Does it still bother you?<br/> Just family tragedy, pets dying etc&#8230; I can&#8217;t pin point one. </p> <p>Are you good at answering trick questions?<br/> Yes</p> <p>Who was the last person in your family to graduate high school? Was it you?<br/> Graduate high school&#8230;. I&#8217;m in the uk so it&#8217;s a bit different here.</p> <p>Have you ever been to Disneyland?<br/> Yes!</p> <p>Your last ex finds out you’ve fallen in love with another person?<br/> &#8230;..</p> <p>What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?<br/> Coke</p> <p>What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?<br/> I&#8217;d like that. Not for a longggg time though.</p> <p>Has the last person you kissed met your family?<br/> Yes</p> <p>Why are you doing this survey?<br/> Passing time.</p> <p>Don’t you hate it when your cell phone dies in the middle of a convo?<br/> Yeah.</p> <p>What was the last strong emotion you experienced? Who was responsible for it?<br/> PMT. MOTHER FUCKING PMT. </p> <p>When people fill out your surveys, do you read their answers?<br/> Yeah </p> <p>Have you ever had to cancel a bank account?<br/> Yeah i lose things all the time </p> <p>Was the last conversation you had an argument?<br/> No.</p> <p>If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?<br/> No, I&#8217;m engaged &#8230; It&#8217;s not right time now though, just bound by commitment at the moment :) </p> <p>Would you run down the street naked if it meant earning $15,000?<br/> Yeah I would. Like &#8230;now.</p> <p>Would you date someone three years older than you?<br/> Yeah sure</p> <p>When was the last time you had Starbucks?<br/> 1 year? </p> <p>Who was the last friend you added on Facebook?<br/> David? </p> <p>Are you in love?<br/> Yeah</p> <p>Where was the last place you got completely wasted?<br/> Marquee &#8230;oh dear. </p> <p>If you could would you take back your last kiss?<br/> Nope</p> <p>Is the last person you kissed, going to be the next person you kiss?<br/> Yes.</p> <p>How long was your longest make out?<br/> Awhile?</p> <p>What if you were pregnant and the last person you kissed was the father?<br/> That would be absolutely fine.</p> <p>Do you want to dance?<br/> No.</p> <p>Do you like someone?<br/> Yes? </p> <p>Why aren’t you with the last person you kissed?<br/> He lives like 100 miles away </p> <p>How has the week been?<br/> Stale.</p> <p>Are you mad at anyone right now?<br/> Yes.</p> <p>Who made you laugh last?<br/> My mother</p> <p>What was the last thing you found pointless?<br/> Talking to the person I&#8217;m angry with </p> <p>If you could have anyone as your room mate who would you choose? <br/> My fiancé </p> <p>What’s your first thought when the bell rings at the end of the school day? <br/> HA I&#8217;m way too old for school.</p> <p>Have you ever sucked in helium and talked funny? <br/> Yeah. It&#8217;s crap.</p> <p>Have you ever changed the prices of items at a store? <br/> Yeah</p> <p>Has a bird ever pooped on you? <br/> In my DAMN EYE yeah.</p> <p>Have you ever laughed while drinking &amp; shot something out of your nose? :P <br/> Nearly.</p> <p>Do you go for walks often? <br/> Yeah I&#8217;m a geek for GPS.</p> <p>Would your parents disown you if you got pregnant? <br/> No</p> <p>How strange do people say you are? <br/> I&#8217;m always told I&#8217;m strange/odd/weird </p> <p>Have you opened food at a grocery store &amp; ate it without or before paying? <br/> No</p> <p>Do you believe in the 10 second rule? <br/> My rule changes depending on how long it&#8217;s on there for</p> <p>Do you fall for people easily? <br/> No</p> <p><br/> Have you ever ate a whole pizza by yourself? <br/> When I was 5 stone heavier than I am now yeah. </p> <p>Have you ever played 7 minutes in heaven? <br/> Wut? </p> <p>Have you lost a best friend? <br/> To death? No, although 2 would be in line for a car to be driven at them if I could.</p> <p>Have you ever been in a limo? <br/> Actually no.</p> <p>Do you have any luck charms? <br/> No</p> <p>What makes you nervous? <br/> Life.</p> <p>In your opinion, Which hurts more physical or emotional pain?<br/> I&#8217;m a wimp so both.</p> <p>When did summer break start for you?<br/> Ha.</p> <p>What else are you doing right now?<br/> Watching antm </p> <p>When was the last time you drank alcohol?<br/> Sunday.</p> <p><br/> Are you changing schools this vacation?<br/> &#8230;</p> <p>What’s the most bizarre food combination you eat?<br/> Chocolate and curry.</p> <p>Do you like where you live?<br/> Sometimes,</p> <p>Do you have any plans for today? What are they?<br/> Get weighed. </p> <p>How about for tomorrow?<br/> Gah i don&#8217;t know </p> <p>What was the last song you listened to?<br/> Jessie j - abracadabra </p> <p>Speaking of toast, what do you eat on yours?<br/> When did we speak of toast? CHEESE. </p> <p>Do you own an iPod/mp3 player? What kind?<br/> NO AN IPAD. </p> <p>Are you going to any concerts or festivals this year? <br/> No :(</p> <p>If not, are there any you really want to go to?<br/> Buble!!<br/> -</p> <p>When’s your birthday?<br/> November 15&#160;</p> <p>When was the last time you got drunk/high? What happened?<br/> Drunk? I passed out in the toilet and woke up at home. Apparently police were involved&#8230;</p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/37167236008http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/37167236008Mon, 03 Dec 2012 23:26:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdte90pLy11rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038">http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038</a></a></p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/36179128296http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/36179128296Tue, 20 Nov 2012 20:46:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgifciXKt1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nanny Rat - Saffron my old Girl, - Come join my facebook page! :) <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038?ref=hl">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038?ref=hl</a></p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/34300546062http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/34300546062Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:14:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc83d2y0fw1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/34003016060http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/34003016060Sat, 20 Oct 2012 22:07:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5yuzqZEL1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Blossom and Arianne My old Girl and new rescue</p> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038</a></p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33922070346http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33922070346Fri, 19 Oct 2012 19:35:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuty7TUjN1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pretty Richard! Please like my page! <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038?ref=hl">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038?ref=hl</a></p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33526877170http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33526877170Sat, 13 Oct 2012 19:12:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbre88W2i31rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038</a></p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33407112847http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33407112847Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:43:00 -0400ratcutepetsfunnyraspberryawwanimalsanimal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrbqwjdVs1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrbqwjdVs1rrr1mfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Mia and winky Betty! <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038</a></p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33403128783http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33403128783Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:49:00 -0400ratcutepetanimalrats<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbraslRiXE1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Betty and blossom… blossom getting a good ol wash Check out my Facebook site! <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038">http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038</a></p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33401550420http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33401550420Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:29:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblm7pn7kD1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My old Rat Harry!</p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33195538748http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33195538748Mon, 08 Oct 2012 19:50:13 -0400<a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rat-a-tat-tat/492524344106038">My Facebook Rat Site - Please like and share!</a>: <p>I’ve recently started a page on facebook to show off my lovely rats, past and present. I take lots of photos of them, If you like my photography please do like the page as i’m hoping i can give some people tips on getting some good shots of your own fuzzies! Please like my page and share this Post!<img height="351" src="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs31/f/2008/211/8/a/Twilight2_by_Niksu_07.jpg" width="250"/><img height="204" src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/073/0/2/two_brothers_by_niksu_07-d4sqfkh.jpg" width="288"/></p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33194133075http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/33194133075Mon, 08 Oct 2012 19:31:29 -0400ratsratrattyfancyrattysrattiespetspetanimalanimalscutefacebookphotolikcutiesphotosphotographyratzz<p>Mia- British blue hooded<br/> Betty- Pocket rocket PEW <br/> Blossom- Black Berkshire<br/> Luna- Double Rex <br/> Willow- Double Rex<br/> Lady Godiva- Hairless <br/> Samuel Whiskers- Chamagne self <br/> Jeffrey- Black hooded <br/> Kevin- Black hooded <br/> Barry- Variegated black <br/> Willy- Black hooded <br/> Arianne- Black roan <br/> Cookie- Agouti self <br/> High Jinx. Black hooded<br/> Poppy- Black variegated <br/> Tamsin- Agouti Hooded</p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/30808415597http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/30808415597Mon, 03 Sep 2012 12:16:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s5ugwKuL1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Another of Poppy :D</p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/30801483708http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/30801483708Mon, 03 Sep 2012 10:32:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s5t1aaHy1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Poppy and Cookie!</p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/30801442737http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/30801442737Mon, 03 Sep 2012 10:31:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r7r0IzZR1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Arianne the rescue roan rat! :)</p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/30774329543http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/30774329543Sun, 02 Sep 2012 22:15:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9p2l76LyQ1rrr1mfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Poppy and high jinx 2/5 rescues I collected Friday</p>http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/30686127469http://rat-woman.tumblr.com/post/30686127469Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:28:55 -0400